Friday, January 8, 2016

Jasper's Disaster, or The Chopper Plant Stopper


Believing he was about to be raided by authorities, Jasper Harrison, of Edgewater, FL apparently called 911 and told dispatchers "I'm the guy they're looking for,"officers said. Harrison was in a storage unit he allegedly used to grow pot when he heard a helicopter hovering overhead, reports the Orlando Sentinel. But officers were reportedly in the neighborhood for a totally unrelated matter.


Jasper Harrison, his thumb was so green
He rented a storage house in the Edgewater scene.
Not for flowers or veggies, not fruit nor grain
Our Jasper was into growing Mary Jane.

Oh, sweet cannabis, with that dope THC
What's not smoked by you will be sold for a fee.
Grown from seedling with love and with care
But it's all so illegal, so growers beware.

Now what's this you hear? Something is flying overhead.
A circling helicopter brings fear and brings dread.
They must have figured it out, old Jasper, my friend.
Someone must have told; how else would they catch wind?

Jasper thought hard; he should do the right thing
He called 911 and started to sing.
“I'm the one they're looking for, from high in the sky
The one that they seek is only but I.”

Officers were dispatched to his greenhouse so quick.
But he wasn't their target, isn't that such a kick?
They were in the skies for an unrelated affair.
Had he not bothered to call, they'd have been unaware.

So let that be a lesson learned dear Mr. Harrison
The next time you wish to be a good Samaritan.
Just keep silent and tend your plants oh, so green
And ignore in the sky that flying machine.

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