Believing he was about to be raided by authorities, Jasper Harrison, of Edgewater, FL apparently called 911 and told dispatchers "I'm the guy they're looking for,"officers said. Harrison was in a storage unit he allegedly used to grow pot when he heard a helicopter hovering overhead, reports the Orlando Sentinel. But officers were reportedly in the neighborhood for a totally unrelated matter.
Jasper Harrison, his
thumb was so green
He rented a storage
house in the Edgewater scene.
Not for flowers or
veggies, not fruit nor grain
Our Jasper was into
growing Mary Jane.
Oh, sweet cannabis,
with that dope THC
What's not smoked by
you will be sold for a fee.
Grown from seedling
with love and with care
But it's all so
illegal, so growers beware.
Now what's this you
hear? Something is flying overhead.
A circling
helicopter brings fear and brings dread.
They must have
figured it out, old Jasper, my friend.
Someone must have
told; how else would they catch wind?
Jasper thought hard; he
should do the right thing
He called 911 and
started to sing.
“I'm the one
they're looking for, from high in the sky
The one that they
seek is only but I.”
Officers were
dispatched to his greenhouse so quick.
But he wasn't their
target, isn't that such a kick?
They were in the
skies for an unrelated affair.
Had he not bothered
to call, they'd have been unaware.
So let that be a
lesson learned dear Mr. Harrison
The next time you
wish to be a good Samaritan.
Just keep silent and
tend your plants oh, so green
And ignore in the
sky that flying machine.
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