Crappy Night, or Mookie-stinks Hijinks

After leaving Walmart, Stacy Scuderi led deputies on a chase that reached speeds of about 110-mph, Cape Coral deputies said. The Naples gal ploughed through her neighborhood, allegedly hitting a curb, sprinkler post, tree and mailboxes, records show. After being forcibly removed from her car, deputies said they not only smelled booze on her but also noted that she had peed and pooped in the car, according to an arrest affidavit.

Is Walmart the new Kmart?
That's the question I must pose

For I've got a weird story

And here's how it goes.

She's the neighborhood menace

That Stacy Scuderi, they say.

She took off from Walmart

From cops she tried to get away.

Fleeing at high speeds

Of over 100 miles per hour,

In a car fueled by gas

Giving it such power.

Through the streets of Naples

You careened and you sped,

Were you running from cops

Or rushing to use the head?

You crashed through trees

and a mailbox or two.

Then soon you were caught

And you smelled just like poo!

Couldn't wait to do it

Didn't do it at first

So while speeding away

You gave it your worst.

A poo in the car

And a wee bit of pee.

Twas a crappy night,

You must certainly decree

A bit too much to drink;

Eating some odds and ends.

Have you learned your lesson?
I guess it depends.

So welcome back to jail

You've been here before.

Get yourself a shower

Don't poop on the floor.

7Jan16