Thursday, January 21, 2016

Fighting Spiders with Fire, or That's How I Kill Them at Home!

CENTER LINE, Mich. - A man tried to kill a spider at a gas station using a lighter causing a dangerous fire that quickly engulfed the gas pump.

Listen to me, both far and near,
I know something about what people fear.
Not much brings more anxiety and dread,
Than to see a live spider, one that's far from dead.

In Center Line, Michigan stands a noble gas station,
Tis the locale of today's altercation.
Upon his car he found a small spider,
So scared was he that he grabbed his Bic lighter.

Not sure what was going on in his wee lizard brain,
It's clear that for him he let his fear reign.
Setting his car ablaze he pulled out the nozzle,
When the pump then caught fire he screamed something awful.

He pulled his car forward and extinguished the fire,
It's unsure what became of the treacherous spider.
The pump was all charred, it went up in smoke,
Let his fear of eight legs become a big joke!

So remember that gas doesn't mix with stupidity,
It catches fire with sparks or from static electricity.
When filling up gas, you encounter an arachnid,
Just stay calm, cool and not over reactive!

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