Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Digging for Gold, or Picking on the Art

Louisville, KY Metro Planning and Design manager warns staff to be vigilant against 'mass quantities of boogers' found in office - Insider Louisville


Louisville has problems as any city would
It's got a city government to do its people good.
They tackle all the issues that are known far and wide
But I've picked for you a tale, that comes from deep inside.

It happened in their restroom, they clung upon the wall,
Oh, so many boogers in the loo at city hall!
Several emails were sent- how you should dispose of them,
Never place upon our property a slimy, gross nose gem.

Reminders and tips came flowing day by day,
An effort to keep those green and yellow terrors at bay.
They warned of retribution, called a ban on passivity,
Asked all of the staff to look out for nose activity.

Mass quantities of boogers in our restroom for men,
I shouldn't have to say this, shouldn't have to take to pen.
So dig if you must, for me it's not an issue,
But keep your nose gold off our walls and put it in a tissue.

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