Hunger Buster, or How to Inject Some Fun in your Life

LECANTO, Fla. (AP) - A Florida woman has been accused of taking methamphetamine and driving a motorized shopping cart through a Wal-Mart while drinking wine and eating sushi and cinnamon rolls.
According to a Citrus County Sheriff's Office arrest report, security officer Robert Gross observed Josseleen E. Lopez, 25, consume $32.36 worth of food and wine inside the Lecanto store.

Citrus County, Florida...bored...need things to do

Homeless, hungry and high on methamphetamine stew

I have the answer, let’s head on down to the local Wal-Mart

We’ll take a dining spree on a motorized shopping cart

So, Josseleen Lopez did just that

Ate a piece of sushi and then put it back

Mini muffins, cinnamon rolls, let’s wash it down with wine

Ate most of a rotisserie chicken and thought it all divine

But she was caught too quick, soon could steal no more

From the busy Lecanto, Florida super sized store

Arrested and sent down the river as a sort of recompense

Over thirty-two dollars and thirty-six cents