Sunday, January 8, 2017

Boom Box Brawl, or Loony Tunes Fumes the Loons

LOS ANGELES (KABC) -- A brawl over a loud boom box broke out on a Spirit Airlines flight about to land at the Los Angeles International Airport. The plane was heading from Baltimore to Los Angeles when two women began playing music loudly from a boom box. Shortly after, a wild scene was caught on camera as five women began fighting mid-flight. The FBI said no one was arrested or charged.

Spirit soars high in the sky
En route to the city of Los Angeles
What should have been a routine flight
Became something entirely scandalous

Boom box lady seemed a bit shady
Playing her tunes out loud
Would have thought that just maybe
Doing so wasn't allowed

“Please turn it down” was said with a frown
But instead she turned it up louder
Next thing you know—meltdown
Four women got up to pound her

The ensuing melee on the plane that day
Was caught on camera and made the news
Let loose the canon and let the crazy reign
Lack of intelligence- this moron's excuse

Police went straight to the gate
Children were removed by the deputy
With the charge to incarcerate
But alas, they now are all free


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