What the Deuce? or, When the Shit hits the Fan

A family of four had a rude awakening when the homeowner’s ex, Michael Anthony Johnson. broke in and defecated on several of the family’s belongings, according to the Orange County Sheriff’s Office.

Released from prison only two days prior.

Two days for which to plan and conspire.

A record of criminal mischief and battery,

Resisting arrest; all quite a menagerie.

Michael Anthony Johnson, a real Florida man,

Surely wanted back inside and devised an iniquitous plan.

An order of no contact won't keep you deterred,

Break and enter and leave them your turd!

You can poop on this and poop on that...

Poo on everything, but you missed their cat.

You love to spread your foul mookie-stink

After this trauma they'll need their shrink!

Bed sheets, a glass plate, a wallet and dresser,

You are the foulest; the Poo-Man oppressor!

You hate your ex-wife and her family I see...

Next time they say you'll drench them in pee.