Saturday, August 8, 2015

The Florida Boot or Baby got back

SEPTEMBER 24, 2014--Fearful that she would get ticketed for not having a car seat, a Florida woman, 19, drove around early yesterday with her five-month-old baby inside the trunk of her car, police allege.

Oh, Breona, say it's not so
You left in a hurry, your child in tow
Feeling that a car seat is just a bit bunk
Not having one's illegal, so you used the trunk

Never mind that you were driving well after midnight
But you were driving a car with only one headlight
So the cops pulled you over and you gave a fake name
Because you didn't have a license, that's also insane

During the stop the officer heard a child who cried
Even though none was found sitting inside
So the trunk was opened and your baby was found
With shears, a bag, a tire iron; all deadly objects around

It's such a good thing that a five month old hollers
For your bond is now set at seven thousand dollars
Not only for child cruelty and no license upon request
But four vehicular charges and resisting arrest!

August 7, 2015

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