SEPTEMBER 24,
2014--Fearful that she would get ticketed for not having a car seat,
a Florida woman, 19, drove around early yesterday with her
five-month-old baby inside the trunk of her car, police allege.
Oh, Breona, say it's
not so
You left in a hurry,
your child in tow
Feeling that a car
seat is just a bit bunk
Not having one's
illegal, so you used the trunk
Never mind that you
were driving well after midnight
But you were driving
a car with only one headlight
So the cops pulled
you over and you gave a fake name
Because you didn't
have a license, that's also insane
During the stop the
officer heard a child who cried
Even though none was
found sitting inside
So the trunk was
opened and your baby was found
With shears, a bag,
a tire iron; all deadly objects around
It's such a good
thing that a five month old hollers
For your bond is now
set at seven thousand dollars
Not only for child
cruelty and no license upon request
But four vehicular
charges and resisting arrest!
August 7, 2015
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