He Felt a Spark in the Park, or Not That There's Anything Wrong With It

According to a Miami police incident report, a police officer arrived at Alice C. Wainwright Park in Miami, Florida. The report notes that a young Marco Rubio, future presidential candidate, and two other teenagers were inside the park after hours. In a recent interview, Angel Barrios — one of the men arrested with Rubio — said they were sitting in a car when they were approached by an officer. The park was known for problems with people having sex and the frequency of gay prostitution after hours. A full account of what led to Rubio’s arrest and the dismissal of the charge are not included in available public records. The court file has been destroyed, according to Miami-Dade County court clerk’s records. Rubio was 18 at the time of the arrest.

It was many years ago, as police reports show, in Miami's Wainwright Park,

A place well known as a dangerous zone for drugs and sex after dark,

When a young man and his friend made a bold plan to sit and drink in a car,

At the tender age of eighteen and now on the Republican scene, comes a story that is quite bazaar.

Marco Rubio, it seems, was friends with some queens now in trouble for shooting gay porn.

Caught in a park after dark in a place known by gays and their ways? Let me grab some buttered popcorn!

Don't get me wrong, here me out, I say, I don't care if he's gay but he's on the wrong side of history.

He's come out against gay marriage and also disparaged those who enjoy the new gay victory.

Marco's arrest is now blessed for it appears all details have been destroyed,

Yep, the record is clear, have no fear, for his awkwardness shall now be avoid'.

Good on ya, candidate, you've successfully landed it and have kept it all in the closet.

Keep hating the gays for having their ways and bank on the lofty lies you deposit.