Haiku: A poem of seventeen syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five.

A Haiku each day

January, all month long

Join me if you can

Monsters surround me

I see them and laugh at them

I’m a monster, too

Nobody likes you

Very sad but also true

And, you are ugly

Don’t come around here

Will you please stay far away?
Go on now, git!

I lost my baby

In a big crowd of people

Let’s go have some fun

Santa is an ass

No, not Santa, but Satan

Dyslexia sucks