Monday, December 7, 2015

Don't Gator Me, Bro! or, Lunch for One



BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. —
An alleged burglar met his demise when he was attacked by an alligator while running from deputies, according to the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office.


Matthew Riggins never amounted to much,
Wound up being a gator's lunch.
Chased away by the sheriff's men,
He ran and ran, never seen again.
Told his girl he'd go theiving some,
Went to do so with his chum.
Called his woman as he fled the scene,
He soon became alligator cuisine.
They found his body, it HAD been munched,
They found the gator who made Riggins his lunch.
I hope he cherished his final feast,
For the authorities up and killed the beast.
They took and opened that gator up,
And found Riggins' parts inside his gut.
So let that be a lesson well learned,
There are better ways for a living earned!
Don't go Burgling or stealing from others,
Don't seek swamps just for covers.
For you'll always get it in the end,
Or wind up being a culinary trend!


7Dec15

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