An alleged burglar met his demise when he was attacked by an alligator while running from deputies, according to the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office.
Matthew Riggins
never amounted to much,
Wound up being a
gator's lunch.
Chased away by the
sheriff's men,
He ran and ran,
never seen again.
Told his girl he'd
go theiving some,
Went to do so with
his chum.
Called his woman as
he fled the scene,
He soon became
alligator cuisine.
They found his body,
it HAD been munched,
They found the gator
who made Riggins his lunch.
I hope he cherished
his final feast,
For the authorities
up and killed the beast.
They took and opened
that gator up,
And found Riggins'
parts inside his gut.
So let that be a
lesson well learned,
There are better
ways for a living earned!
Don't go Burgling or
stealing from others,
Don't seek swamps
just for covers.
For you'll always
get it in the end,
Or wind up being a
culinary trend!
7Dec15
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